Tuesday, April 21, 2009

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002 Bleep
003 Bloop
004 Bleep
005 Bleep
006 Bloop
007 Bloop

Observation #3

(3) Emotions

Emotions are your crux. They are the reason you have an attachment to that stinky pair of shoes. The reason you feel obligated to call an old friend. The reason Carol hurts inside when I insult her, why she feels a deep aching within herself when she looks at pictures of her old love. They are the reason actors act and audiences applaud; why lovers love and love to hate. Why it's so hard to make someone smile, and the reason they eventually do smile.

Animals feel emotion, do plants? Does a rock? Emotions are just certain neurons in our brain firing; just an ordered sequence of chemical events.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Observation #2

(2) People

People exist in order to make more people. It is impossible to have only a single person, unless that person was a very smart biologist who cloned himself exactly and before he spawned his clone he killed himself, but he left behind a video teaching his new clone how to make more clones. Yes, so I guess there's only two possibilities.

Possibility one: People

Possibility two: Smart biologist with video equipment


Which reality do you live in, is it the one with people, or are you really a schizophrenic biologist? Which is it Carol? Why are you doing this to me?

Friday, April 17, 2009

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003 Carol
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006 douche
007 bag
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009 Zero
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011 One

Observation #1

(1) Life

It is short and the longer it lasts the shorter it becomes.

Idea one: How to shorten life further
Force people to write 10 pages

Idea two: How to lengthen life
Say "Suck it Carol" and write one page, instead of ten


END WRITING

Interruption To word storage

The system has to be somewhat breached. This webpage can still be used for word storage, but now it also has to be used for sentence storage. My Writing Professor has asked me to create a journal to document life around myself for the next year. She says that I must write 10 pages a week of well thought out observations of life, people, emotions, society, corruption, pain, suffering, beauty, change, rebirth.

Here is a copy of the assignment paper which all the students received:


Dear Pupil,

Your leash has been loose for an untold time; however life is not a loose leash. Life is hard; life is horrible, and I will try my hardest to make you feel its hard horribleness. I've created a set of rules, which can be referred to as your assignment for the next year. You must follow these rules, and you must never stop the following of these rules. You will continue to follow these rules until it hurts and you start to truly see the cruelty I, along with everyone else in the world, wants to inflict on you.

Here are your rules:

1. 10 pages per week, per pupil, of writing.
2. Writing must be well thought out observations of life, people, emotions, society, corruption, pain, suffering, beauty, change, rebirth.
3. You must stop having fun.
4. Consider buying more black clothes.



Sincerely,

--- Carols Signature ---

Carol Emery


Thank you Carol, I only wish I could return the favor and make you feel my hard horribleness.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

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001 Meeting
002 Calvary
003 Jobe
004 Waxed
005 Dismay
006 Thursday
007 Zero
008 Zero
009 Nine